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Friday, May 10, 2013

Lazy people Products

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From: 4wards4All <angloco@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, Apr 29, 2013 at 12:46 AM
Subject: [www.keralites.net] Lazy people Products
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As average Americans continue to get fatter and lazier, technology continues to create products that assist us in our quest to become completely and utterly useless human beings. Some people find this frightening but I'm not worried. Everything will work itself out once La-Z-Boy creates a recliner that turns our farts into a renewable energy source that replaces home electricity forever.

The Automatic Spaghetti Twirling Fork

       

The Automatic Tea Bagging Penguin

The Motorized Ice Cream Cone

The Automatic Pancake Maker

The Sock Buddy

The Self-Stirring Mug

The Automatic Banana Peeler

The Automatic Book Reading Chair (Warning: Does Not Read Book For You)

The Remote Controlled Tissue Box

Motorized Spin The Bottle

The Ab Enhancer

The Automatic Tea-Pourer

The Mother F*cking Clapper!

The Automatic Bed Maker

The Lazy Reading Glasses

Auto-Peeled Hard Boiled Eggs

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The One And Only... Roomba

 
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Thanks & Best Regards,
 
 
AIJAZ AHMED
Dammam
Saudi Arabia