He's very good!If you tell him you want a second opinion,He'll go out and come in again. ~~~~~ He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years.
Before he realised she was Chinese.
~~~~~ Another time, he gave a patient six months to live. At the end of the six months, the patient hadn't paid his bill, So, the doctor gave him another six months. ~~~~~ While he was talking to me, his nurse came in and said, "Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's invisible." The doctor said... "Tell him I can't see him." ~~~~~ Another time, a man came running in the office and yelled, Doctor, doctor! - my son just swallowed a roll of film!"
The doctor calmly replied...
"Well let's just wait and see what develops."
~~~~~ One patient came in and said,
"Doctor, I have a serious memory problem." The doctor asked, "When did it start?"
The man replied, "When did what start?" ~~~~~ I remember one time I told my doctor I had a ringing in my ears. His advice: "Don't answer it." ~~~~~ My doctor sure has his share of nut cases. One said to him,"Doctor, I think I'm a bell." The doctor gave him some pills and said, "Here, take these -If they don't work, give me a ring." ~~~~~ Another guy told the doctor that he thought he was a deck of cards. The doctor thoughtfully said, "Go sit over there. I'll deal with you later." ~~~~~ When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places, He told me to stop going to those places. ~~~~~ You know..... something ?
doctors can be so frustrating. You wait a month and a half for an appointment, Then he says.... "I wish you had come to me sooner."