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Friday, May 24, 2013

Funny Doctor

Funny....
 
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From: venu gopal <venugopal1646@yahoo.com>
Date: Fri, May 17, 2013 at 11:27 AM
Subject: [www.keralites.net] Funny Doctor -:)
To:
...MY FUNNY DOCTOR...


Let me tell you about my doctor....
He's very good! If you tell him you want a second opinion, He'll go out and come in again.
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He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for three years
.
 
Before he realised she was Chinese.
 
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Another time, he gave a patient six months to live.

At the end of the six months, the patient hadn't paid his bill,
So, the doctor gave him another six months.
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While he was talking to me, his nurse came in and said,

"Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he's invisible."
The doctor said...
"Tell him I can't see him."
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Another time, a man came running in the office and yelled,

Doctor, doctor! - my son just swallowed a roll of film!"
 
The doctor calmly replied...
"Well let's just wait and see what develops."
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One patient came in and said,
"Doctor, I have a serious memory problem."
The doctor asked, "When did it start?"
 
The man replied,
"When did what start?"
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I remember one time I told my doctor

I had a ringing in my ears.
His advice:
"Don't answer it."
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My doctor sure has his share of nut cases.

One said to him, "Doctor, I think I'm a bell."
The doctor gave him some pills and said,
"Here, take these - If they don't work, give me a ring."
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Another guy told the doctor that he thought

he was a deck of cards.
The doctor thoughtfully said,
"Go sit over there. I'll deal with you later."
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When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places,

He told me to stop going to those places.
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You know..... something ?
doctors can be so frustrating.
You wait a month and a half for an appointment,
Then he says....
"I wish you had come to me sooner."
 
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Thanks & Best Regards,
 
 
AIJAZ AHMED
Dammam
Saudi Arabia