"Two lions escape from a zoo. One of the lions had been captured from the jungle, so he runs back to the jungle. The other was born in the zoo itself; so is basically a city-slicker. He vanishes into the city.
Three days later the jungle-lion is recaptured and returned to the zoo. A month passes, then two, three..... but the city-lion is not traceable! Finally, after 6 months the city-lion is recaptured and brought back to the zoo. Jungle-lion is amazed to see his friend.
Jungle-lion: For God's sake, how were you able to evade these guys for 6 whole months?
City-lion: Kuchh nahi yaar! I just went to a government department and hid behind a huge pile of dusty files that they have there.
Jungle-lion: But what did you eat there?
City-lion: Arrey, there was an unlimited supply of government servants. Whenever I ate one, they hired five more. Nobody did any work anyway, so nobody missed the ones I ate.
Jungle-lion: Wow! But then, how did you get caught?
City-lion: Galti kar gaya yaar. On the last day, I ate the chai-walla (tea serving man). Now, everyone missed their chai-walla & his chai ! They launched a massive hunt. And I got caught !"
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Sumit Singh :-P ( B Happy always)