From: K.G. GOPALAKRISHNAN <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: Wed, Jul 10, 2013 at 7:12 PM
Subject: [www.keralites.net] HAVING A BAD DAY AT THE AIRPORT
To: Keralites <email@example.com>
Anyone who tries to ride a luggage cart and totally eats it.
The baggage handlers who have to deal with checking in this giant gator.
Anyone trying to carry white powder that is most definitely not cocaine.
Anyone with multiple kids on leashes.
Jasmine, who has definitely learned her lesson.
The dad who's going to have to rip off each individual sticker, like a million Band-Aids.
The person whose family blew up their most derpy photo and put it on a giant stick.
Anyone who's taking the shuttle for Mr. Dick Cheese.
And the person who has to walk up to this welcome sign.
Anyone who has to share a plane with these black widow spiders.
Anyone who wants to kiss longer than three minutes.
Anyone who puts their face this close to the conveyor belt.
The person picking up someone with the last name Horny.
Anyone who's so exhausted from traveling that they fall asleep on the floor of a photo booth.